born-to-be-mrs-styles:

cookies-milk-and-liam:

…Is this supposed to be a trick

laugh-all-night:

what their idea of a fun weekend is:

mine:

how they hangout with friends:

how I hangout with friends:

they sleep around:

what I do with my time:

I’m so respectful and good when I’m around adults I’m like:

they’re like: 

their mom says “NO”, they react by doing this:

If I did that my mother would do this:

and my mother says I AM OUT OF CONTROL

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(Source: wejussomemothafuckenkids)

omnomnomss:

How to say Tumblr like an Australian.

STEP ONE

• Tum

STEP TWO

• BLARH

How to say Tumblr like an American.

STEP ONE

• Tum

STEP TWO

• Bler

How to say Tumblr like a Filipino.

STEP ONE

• Tamb

STEP TWO

• ler

How to say Tumblr in Chinese.

STEP ONE

• Ching

STEP TWO

• Chong

How to say Tumblr in British.

STEP ONE

• TUM

STEP TWO

• BLAH

How to say Tumblr in Russia.

STEP ONE

• TUM

STEP TWO

• VLERRRR

How to say Tumblr if homosexual.

STEP ONE

• TUM

STEP TWO

• TIDDLY-TOODLE-KINS

(Source: batfaggery)